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It is legend that the flying marlin originated withe Ernest Hemingway on one of his drunken excursions in Key West. This is when a male is stand up 69ing a girl while his friend waits in the closet with a camera. The friend emerges and snaps a picture as the man stand up 69in inserts his fingers in her vagina and smiles for the camera as if showing off a tropy marlin.
Looking through his vacation photos he came across the "flying marlin," with the old whore from Key West.
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A fly that is annoying, loud, and keeps dodging the swatter.
I finally killed that shit eating nigger fly.
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very swag
the author of this definition is fly asf!
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When you don't care about something.
I don't give a flying poop what she thinks.
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Filling up one's tank with gasoline and then driving off without paying for it.
Tiyanawanikatisha got busted for fill and fly after the gas station surveillance camera caught her license plate.
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The kind of report management likes to collect but never actually read. The more voluminous the better.
(Based on the urban legend of a staff member who was hired without a formal job description, and was asked at the end of the month where his report was, so he started counting how many flies landed in a particular place on his office desk)
Joe Tard (manager): Jack, I need your report... It's absolutely critical that I have it for the management meeting.
Jack Jobless (staff member): Joe, it's about how many flies landed on my desk! It's just a damned fly report.
Joe Tard: I don't care, that fly report is crucial to management decisions.
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