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poke 'n run

to have sex with someone and then run; meaning one of their parents just caught you in the act with their daughter, you claim to have worn a condom when you actually didn't or you're just a douche

Matthew: I was caught having sex with my girlfriend by her dad

Kenneth: Ah, the classic poke 'n run

by speedster55 October 20, 2010


Cincinnati Turtle Poke

When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.

Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.

by WCMC in Cincinnati May 31, 2011


Poke the Yolk

Having sex with a woman who is menstruating. The 'Yolk' is a reference to the female ovum.

Dude 1: Man, I wanted to bang that chick last night, but she was on the rag.

Dude 2: Lame. Why didn't you just poke the yolk?

by radius July 26, 2008


Poke gamer 25

A random youtuber that posts high quality content

Hot chetos challenge by poke gamer 25

by CheesyTurkey25 March 17, 2019


poke dicking around

Messing around while playing Pokemon

Stop poke dicking around

by The real Snowman June 04, 2019


Poke me man

when a gay guy pokes your pp and then starts to suck it while saying got to catch em all

poke me man

by midget porn 69420 December 21, 2020


Registered Poke Offender

One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.

This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"

by Futureghst-MJC July 28, 2016