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to have sex with someone and then run; meaning one of their parents just caught you in the act with their daughter, you claim to have worn a condom when you actually didn't or you're just a douche
Matthew: I was caught having sex with my girlfriend by her dad
Kenneth: Ah, the classic poke 'n run
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Having sex with a woman who is menstruating. The 'Yolk' is a reference to the female ovum.
Dude 1: Man, I wanted to bang that chick last night, but she was on the rag.
Dude 2: Lame. Why didn't you just poke the yolk?
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When a guy has a turtle head (a small turd protruding from the anus) and another guy uses his penis to push it back in.
Stan was about to have a bowel movement and Gary swooped in and gave him a Cincinnati turtle poke.
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A random youtuber that posts high quality content
Hot chetos challenge by poke gamer 25
Another name for a poke war (on Facebook).
When you poke your friend and she pokes you back. Then you poke her again, and she pokes back, and so on, until maybe one of you dies.
Could also apply in real life or elsewhere online; continuous poking.
Kara and Lainie have been ping-pong poking for years.
Today, Emery and I ping-pong poked for over an hour.
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when a gay guy pokes your pp and then starts to suck it while saying got to catch em all
One who Facebook Pokes without cause or care. One who pokes for attention. One who pokes and believes they will get laid or lucky. One who pokes in hopes of getting a phone number, or a naked pic in return.
This guy/girl pokes 500 times a day for no real reason except to be noticed and or paid attention, they are careless and ignorant. They need to be "Registered Poke Offenders"