Doubles Pocket Pool

An up-close and personal game in which an individual "hosts" a visitor's hand(s) in their pants in a rousing game of ball handling (Pocket Pool). Variations include "mixed" doubles and "grass court" venue...

Hey babe, how's about a game of Doubles Pocket Pool?

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i suck at pool

Getting your a$$ handed to you by a girl when playing pool.

So if you lose 4 out of 5 to a Girl.... YOU SUCK AT POOL.

Perfect realized he was no longer Perfect when Svetlana kicked his ass in pool.
Svetlana: "What do you have to say for yourself?"
Perfect : "I suck at pool!"

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Dropping the Palin's to the pool

this is a term used when you discretely need to use the bathroom (#2) .... badly.

HEY brAH!!!! I'll be right out, Im just dropping the Palin's to the pool.

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kiddie pool

a pool where babies can pee and won't infect others

Hey one-year-old kiddie, go swim in that kiddie pool!

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chalking the pool stick

A (male) gay sexual term meaning to place an erect penis around a partner's anus and getting a dab of fecal matter on the tip then knocking one testicle with the fecal dabbed penis into the other testicle as one would with a chalked pool stick in a game of billiards.

Marty: Hey Steve, did you have a good game of billiards last night?

Steve: Yeah, I really had fun chalking the pool stick and knocking Richard's balls around.

Marty: That's what I call a good game of slop!

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Pocket Pool Shark

A man who has pocket pool down to a "T"

Jody is such a Pocket Pool Shark

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filling up the pool

The act of urinating into an object example; toilet, bucket, etc.

Guy1: Dude what took you so long
Guy2: I had to fill the pool up

I filled the pool up

I'm filling up the pool

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