When you poop and it plops into the water and splashes your bottom.
"That just splashed all over me!"
"Poor man's bidet"
When you are hungry and need a munchie...
Boiled Quinoa with Soy Sauce and Mayo
Bro I am so hungry but we don't have anything to eat .... expect that old box of quinoa... I know let's make some Poor Man's Caviar
Damn it feels great to hit up the poor man's hot tub "shower" and relax after a day on the mountain.
Having sex with your wife in order to sleep.
Hey mama, I’m having trouble sleeping. Can I get a shot of some Poor Man’s Ether. Pwease!!
Where Jaden Ng originated from.
I love to sing to the poor people. That's why I'm from SING-A-POOR!
French Fries that were fried in grease after fried fish.
When we tasted fish when we ate the French Fries at the bar, we asked for Old Bay Seasoning and called it Poor Man's Crab Legs.
The act of bring any amount of money (the funnest would be a lot of change) to school or any social group and you have to wait until you make a big circle. You would throw the money down on the floor and just watch your dumb ass poor friends scramble and pile each other for it. Make sure the money is directly in the circle so everyone can crash into each other. Change is the best experience since you could throw quarter after quarter and watch people tear each other's assholes for it. Basically for the LULZ
friend 1: Hey man lets go play poor fishing
friend 2: ok, hold on let me jizz on the dollar first
friend 1: XD