Poor Bob

When you shit on someone tile floor then active the Roomba.

I snuck into Johnnys house and gave him a Poor Bob that he’d never forget.

Poor Store

A thrift store. Not derogatory, used only to describe the general low prices of resold/donated items with a convenient rhyme. Can be used to describe national chains like Goodwill or local thrift shops and sometimes surplus/salvage stores.

1) "Hey, where'd you find that copy of Chibi Robo? Aren't those kind of expensive?"

"Yeah, I got real lucky at the poor store last time I went, guess someone donated it."

2) "Dude, you should come with me to the poor store sometime, there's always cool stuff in there. I bought a bunch of out of print books for way less than a lot of eBay listings."

3) "That's a snazzy suit, where'd you get it?"

"You'd never believe this, but I got it at the poor store! It's amazing what people will get rid of."

4) "If you're looking for old vinyl records, chances are you can find some at a poor store, I've found several at good prices that way."

Poor blokeism

Running to banksy

Running to banksy at a social is poor blokeism

poor man stan

incredibly broke individual,with instead of a six pack,he has a keg with looks that could kill the undead who spends most of his time reading,playing video game,watching porn and has h.h.t. or eating poptarts

if you are broke,overweight, homely,read,play video games,watch porn and eat poptarts while u do it,you man be considered a POOR MAN STAN

Domain Poor

Adjective: used to describe a person or other entity owning zero to few domain name registrations.

At one time I had registered several dozen domain names, now that I only have one (1) I am feeling domain poor.

Poor Man's Plate

When you haven't done the dishes, and you make an oven pizza. So you put it on the cardboard box.
Complete opposite of Fine China

"Yo man were out of plates..." Guy 1
"Just put it on the box!" Guy 2
"Here's the Poor Man's Plate..." #1

poor banker

A hobo that asks you to "deposit" your money to his "bank" instead of you depositing your money somewhere else.

broke kid: *sees a thick pocket* Ayy lmao wanna deposit your money? 100% of your money goes to my benefit!
rich kid: No mate I'd rather go to wells fargo.
bystanders: Crikey! $That poor banker got a run for his money!