paying an extreme amount for something at a fair/carnival that is actually very cheap.
me: dude, i just paid like, 20 bucks to win this stupid stuffed dog.
friend: yep, you just got carni-ripped.
When you are trying to abstain from smoking weed but you Jones for a bong hit and so to fill that need to hold a loaded bong in one hand and looking at it longingly while you suck a dogs dick.
"Dude, I've got a pee test coming up so I've switched to taking Dong rips."
Did you hear about Kevin? Dude's been doing too many dong rips the ASPCA is bringing up charges.
Total bullshit; a stupid coincidence, or to be in an unlucky or unlikely situation.
Noun use: “Damn dude, that’s some buttery rip that she cheated on you!”
Adjective use: “This buttery rip class I’m in is a joke!”
When someone hits a THC wax pen/dab pen until the pen LED blinks to signify overheating.
Achieved by inhaling constantly for around 10-15 seconds with most pens. Considered to be the mother of all pen rips.
John had truly gotten schmacked after doing 3 blink rips in a row on his new dab pen.
When you inhale dab pen and e-cigarette as much as you possibly can without exhaling and then explode with smoke.
"Hey Anthony, wanna take a Mim Rip off my dab pen and Juul?"
"Sure Dylan, I would love to!"
The act of using a vape and blowing fat clouds.
Brandon, you wanna rip the sandwich tomorrow?
Hell yea bro.