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When you toast some bread, nut all over it, and then feed it to your girlfriend.
Damn, my boyfriend just gave me the best frozen toaster ever!
(Message sent at 12/25/23) Yo im gonna go, I got a toaster and bath tub (Death report- died 12/25/23, unknown time)
When you're really baked and you pass out, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection that never quits.
"Too bad man, a toaster fairy is horrible."
A Toaster Fairy, is when you pass out really drunk, sleep all night, and wake up with a horrible erection instead of a hangover.
"You hear my bro had a toaster fairy last week?"
Where a guy shits in a girl's eyes and then rubs it to make slanted eyes.
That girl is still rubbing the shit out of her eyes from the Taiwanese toaster.
While hitting it from behind (doggy-style sex), having your girl stick a fork in an electrical outlet.
After dinner, Bill and Jane brought the spark back to their marriage by utilizing the brave little toaster.
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The act of taking a warm, albeit brief, bath with a plugged-in electrical appliance, such as a toaster.
"Brian can't come out with us tonight. He was pretty torn up about his hamster so he went toaster surfing instead."