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1. Most commonly known as the work place.
2. A place where you are required to interact
with "tools", see tool , who think that they
know what they are doing but really have no
damn clue.
3. A place where you are far more intelligent than
everyone around you and constantly must
fight the urge to "slap the stupid" out of each of
the tools around you- including management.
4. Also known as toolville, tool city or tool town.
Phone rings:
Father: Hello?
Daughter: Hey Daddy, whats up?
Father: Ugh...nothing. I'm in friggin' tool-hell.
Daughter: Ohhh...that sucks.
A fuck boy, or a huge hoe that uses other people.
Jacob sartorius is a city tool
A guy who won't let you borrow a tool for a few hours even though he has like three of the tool you need.
"Hey bro can I borrow your drill to make two pilot holes to install my new bumper?"
"Nah brah you should go buy your own drill, they're only $50."
"I live in an apartment and don't have a big garage to keep a bunch of tools in, you fucking tool nazi..."
Someone who goes around "Spreading the word" of god and has no respect for any other religion.
Christ tool: christ has died, christ has risen, christ will come again!
Random guy: uhh, i don't believe in that crap
Christ tool: YOU'RE GOING STRAIGHT TO HELL!
When calling someone a "tool" or "tool bag" just does'nt quite define that person. Tool Chest encompases all that is
defined under "tool" and then some.
If you have ever called someone multiple names including "tool," simply replace all said names with "Tool Chest."
Person 1:
"Brad is such a Douche bag Loser who needs to be punched in his fat head!"
Person 2:
"Brad is a Tool Chest."
A tool chest is another name for an over populated bar full of douches.
Joe Blow - "Man I'm glad we left that last bar, it was such a tool chest."
A turbo tool is someone who exceeds the normal boundaries of a tool in every way. A turbo tool usually will not know that they are being used; normally by the opposite sex. Can also be known as a super tool
"That Zach kid is such a tool"
"Nah bro, he's totally a turbo tool"