Rural Dictionary

Censorship Aversion tunnelling

The tactic used my social media conglomerates and/or corporations to artificially inflate their user numbers by enticing a user(s) to create multiple accounts due to being shadow-banned or censored without explanation or with vague explanation.
(Also known as 'Catting' or 'to cat')

The social media company is being sued by their investors for Censorship Aversion Tunnelling.

I created a 2nd account because <social media company> catted me.

by Jadeline H August 11, 2018

Ted Williams Tunnel

When a guy needs to pee, but someone is sitting on the toilet so you go between their legs.

Husband: “Oh babe, you’re on the toilet? I need to pee!”
Wife: “Just Ted Williams Tunnel me!”

by Niki B. January 2, 2022

tunnel boys

the tunnel boys are a group of juvenile delinquents who explore any tunnel, building, roof, or ditch physically possibly to access. No security or fences can stop them. They will run your shit, fuck your bitch, and commit the most unusual & destructive crimes all while being absolutely shitface shlumped.

if you ever see a group of shady mofuckas posted at a grocery store, that’s the tunnel boys. And you already know damn well they boonked half the shlump that shitbox has to offer.

by chiefboy May 19, 2021

Hedgehog Tunnel

The vagina/vulva of a woman who some weeks ago shaved her pubic hair, but it has since regrown into stubble, which is so sharp and spiky that it prickles anyone who goes near it, not unlike a hedgehog

I fucked Tina last night, she had mad Hedgehog Tunnel though.

by Hedgehog Tunnel Man June 1, 2024