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Uncle Chester

Your abusive uncle who locks you up in the basement and beats you with a belt.

My uncle chester beats my ass everyday.

by I am Hitler July 31, 2019


Uncle Puzel

A name given to a balding man found in the company of children. At first glance, it appears he is looking after them in a guardian like fashion, but on further investigation however, he is actually a child molester. The name derived from the word "Bamboozle". To bamboozle someone or to become bamboozled is to have something either made difficult, be misinformed, be led on to then have your plans crushed or to be confused or led astray. It can also be used when a person wrongs you. A well known phrase "Uncle Puzel, he loves to bamboozle" is used as a warning taught to children never to trust elderly men they don't know.

Child: Mum, an old man said he'd give me sweets if I showed him my pee-pee, but then he ran away!

Mum: Oh my God, Keilan! You must never trust an Uncle Puzel!

by M Pizzay in the Hizzay February 4, 2013


molester uncle

The dirty uncle that has a thing for young children. Chooses to molest children from his own audacity.

My dirty molester uncle tried to touch my ass , he always does this!

by Turtle king indeed November 15, 2019


Uncle Touchy

When your uncle loves you too much & is down to love you even more.

I used to have an Uncle Mitch, then he was incarcerated, now he's Uncle Touchy.

by NikiNitro September 25, 2023


Uncle Scwag

A right lad who lives in north wales. Could be a nonce, we never know.

Uncle Scwag touched me.

by EstellaFross October 17, 2019


uncle stalin

Stalin but nice

wow! i tought that guy whas a Stalin but he is actually more of an Uncle Stalin

by pjolterping May 12, 2017


Uncle Stalin

A godly or superior figure

Person A: you see that girl, she’s Uncle Stalin

by Stalinismylord September 7, 2019