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A place where fingers are burned and tears may be shed.
“Did you hear? We have wax lab all day tomorrow, isn’t that exciting!” - Sarcasm.net
A reigning fantasy football champion that gets burned the next season.
Man, I feel bad for Mike this year, he's a real wax actor.
the act of slapping someone in the back of their head act of slapping someone very hard in the back of the head
I just waxed Matthew's nugget in other words he got a waxed nugget
One highly skilled in the art of making skin silky smooth.
I went to get a brazilian from the wax ninja today
When you’re receiving a handjob and you have to take a shit, so your partner open palm catches it and proceeds to use your turd to jerk you off.
Glenn really enjoys when chicks turdle wax him after a his pineapple pizza’s.
when you have ass wax all the damn time and it takes you at least 5 minutes to get it all off. Usually results in an assbleed.
Hobo 2: Hobo 1 get out of the bathroom. All the food is almost gone
Hobo 1: I have PERIODIC ASS WAX SYNDROME. Remember?
Hobo 2: Oh yeah nvm.
To empty ones anal cavity, using a transfor pump, onto there significant others pectoral region
That girl is a freak, all she wanted was a Peruvian chest wax