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Used to describe anything bona fide or legit like as a seal of approval.
Originated from Andy Griffith (speaking on a Ritz Cracker TV commercial):
"Mmm-mmmmh. Anything sits good on a Ritz." Supposed to mean Ritzes are so excellent.
IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ refers to being good enough for a Ritz (figuratively).
Not limited to just food.
"I sure do like King Kelly orange marmalade. IT SITS WELL ON A RITZ."
"This Humboldt Purple I gots here SITS ON A RITZ, too. Load a bowl and see for yourself."
"Oh, that's just my cuz. He OK; he SHITS ON THE RITZ."
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"You killed 3 birds with one stone?! Well mercy me!"
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What someone says after having their evidence discredited in an argument.
Mike: dude you shouldnt date her. shes under the age of consent.
John: Actually, shes 16, which is the age of consent in this state.
Mike: Well, either way... you shouldn't date her.
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A hooligan, if you will. Someone who is a little shitty fucker, full of mischief.
That fucking ne'er-do-well did a donut on my lawn!
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used to preceed an exaggerated story about a mistake/problem that could (usually) be summed up with a short, more accurate, explanation.
"well, what happened was... a dog saw a squirrel and ran three times around the tree and by the time I finished helping the dog, that's when my sister's car was stolen by Iraqi Ninjas. So I chased them down and punched one in the face, he burst into flames and then I got back into the car, drove here and that's why i'm late for work."
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1. What people do when they know better.
2. What a corporation or government remains free to continue to do after being convicted of criminal activity that would have been a capital offense if an individual had been convicted of it. See also committee and bureaucracy.
Due to legal doctrines such as corporate personhood, corporations and governments have more rights than people do, so they do what ever they damn well please.
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The the abrupt destruction or penetration of a woman's vagina with a king-size boot
The mating call of the mid west
The the moment a man kicks a woman in the vagina!
Sally was talking smack so I had to hit her up with a well digger.
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