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The act of blowing into a beer bottle to create a sound like a whale to lure fat people away from you.
Dude, I had to use a whale sound to get Anthony and his fat girlfriend out of the house so I didn't have to hear them having sex.
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Def 1 (most extensive): The Blue whale (Balaenoptera musculus, Linnaeus, 1758) is a species of whale within the genus Balaenoptera and is considered my most scientists to be the largest animal to have ever exist as well as the largest mammal known to science. It is a Mysticete or Filter feeding Baleen Whale meaning it belongs to the taxonomic order of whales that do not have teeth but rather use a filter feeding plate like structures with hair like protrusions known as Baleen. The Blue whale is known to mostly feed on krill. Blue whales can reach a record 100 ft or 30.48 meters in over all legnth, but they tend to be slightly smaller than this. They also 100 tons (or at least some populations do with others being slightly less). They have a tounge the size of a car and a 397 lb heart (the largest of any Rorqual or any mammal for that matter). The Blue whale is said to have evolved during the Pleistocene era according to Gianucci et al 2019 and they proceeded to diversify into a few subspecies. Not a lot is known about blue whales and they seem to be endangered due to the whaling era.
Def 2: A sucide game in the eastern hemisphere
Def 3 : A comedic slam mostly used to take a jab at someones mother.
Def 4 (most important): IT IS YOUR MOTHER
Ref: Gianucci et al 2019, Mizroch et al 1984, Oxford dictionary, the flying spegghti monster himself!
Person 1: I heard Blue whales are in danger
Person 2: Quite sad, what an amazing sea creature
Person 1: No, I mean your moms in the hospital
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A hug in which both huggers place their own palms together and then one hugger "dives" with their palms through the other's arm circle. The two huggers' fingertips touch to the others' bellies before their palms part and they have the best hug ever. With careful planning, more than 2 huggers can be accomodated.
Laurel approached Mrs. Abrams' 6th period and was welcomed by her friends with heartfelt whale hugs.
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When you jerk off and you intentionally cum on your own face
Franco daily likes to in his dorm lay in bed and perform Whale Spouting!
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The unattractive, and usually fat, slutty girl at every party. Hump Whales usually think that they're hot, but they really aren't. They are just used as back-up hookups when guys can not get a hot girl at a party. Hump Whales are quick to get drunk (usually faking), loud and obnoxious, and will flirt with and hook up with any guy they see.
Guy #1: Why are so many guys all over that girl? It's not like she's attractive.
Guy #2: Dude, there's like a 1:4 girl to guy ratio at this party. She's the Hump Whale. It's her time to shine.
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person 1: i forgot to do the homework
person 2: oh whale!
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A very FAT man or woman. Could also use the terms; Land-Walrus or Land-Seacow. Usually doesn’t care about getting in shape nor eating healthy.
Dam... look at that Land-Whale move, it’s like it’s walking in slow motion.
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