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Quaker Baker

An olden day Quaker women who was “hot” and men would desire to get them very pregnant a lot of the time *olden day name for whore?* (maybe i compliment?)

Wow, she mustve been a big Quaker Baker back in those days !

by Hdjfjcknfkvk January 04, 2022


Nicholas Baker

Hottest most sexiest man alive 😍🔥😝😝 I love his big juicy cock spreading semen along my spine 😍😍 Hottest most sexy baseball player EVER.

Omg is that NICHOLAS BAKER WITH A BIG DICK i want him to suck me

by nicksdickrider November 02, 2022


Baker

(n.) A unit of measurement specifically relating to a numerical representation of space on ones personal computer dedicated to downloaded internet pornography numerically equal to five (5) terabytes (tb) of storage.

When my server down ended up losing five Bakers of premium spank!

by Big Jay Dubs February 08, 2022


Baker

Baker may not be a person but sure is the cutest old dog i have met. When you find a Baker just know that there a keeper by far. WHEN A BAKER ROLLS UP DON'T LET HIM GO

Dog 1 : hey whats your name?
Dog 2: Duke. You?
Dog 1: okay just let me X you off my list
Dog 2 : wait huh?
Dog 1: don't worry about it!
Dog 3 : Hey
Dog 1: Oh hi hot shot
Dog 3: ummmmmmmmmmm
Dog 1 : so what your name and do you have a owner?
Dog 3: Baker and no
Dog 1: okay just let me check you off

Dog 3:...
Dog 1: oh well that lady looks mad lets run!
Me : HES MINE GIVE HIM TO ME NOW!
dog 1 ; NEVER!!!
Me: ( bites paws off)
Dead dog 1: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Me : i told you to give him to me...
Me : okay baker lets head home now its about time i found one of you.
Dog 3 (Baker) : How did you know my name?

by BAKERS MOM FOREVER December 01, 2020


Baker

A asian dude that is really mean and very smart. He goes to Tottenville high school and he play league of legends ( EWWWWWWWWWWWWWW)

I hate baker - me

by faknfo*nwognonwogn68 March 10, 2022


Baker

A dumbass who think’s they’re smarter than everyone but is in fact severely lacking in braincells.

That guy is such a baker!

by Stiggy4517 May 21, 2021


Baker

Often referred to as being "Derrick Bakered"
The verb Bakered means to have something come up missing out of a non moving vehicle.

I left my grinder in my truck last week and someone Bakered it along with my goddamn hitch.

by Jake&ace January 12, 2024