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some whore.
Did you see that girl, she's such an Olivia Wood!
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When one man puts his penis (wood) on top of another mans penis.
Joseph: Hey Aiden! Wanna start stacking wood??
Aiden:Sure bud!!
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An arts-and-crafts project made by Strong Sad that involves peanut butter and pinecones. They are appearantly a sucsess at the corner store.
"Marzipan, Marzipan, what do you wanna make you wanna make wood-davors?"
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When a man wakes up to go pee in the morning and misses the toilet because his Woody is happy asf
*birds chirping* *guy yawning*
Guy: good morning sunshine
* Walks to the toilet and pulls down pj's*
Guy: I just need to pee real quick then I'll go to work. *pissssssssssss* *misses*
AWWWW FUCK NOT AGAIN, I GOT FUCKING Morning Wood
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You get out of bed and you have one. Luckily, none of your fam is there to see it so you good.
Bobby was at a friend’s house for a sleepover. In the morning, his friend had morning wood. This was an uncomfortable situation for Bobby.
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A skunk.
That woods kitty sprayed my dog and now he stinks to high heaven.
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n. The immediate and ridiculously enormous boner that magically appears when it becomes obvious that you are about to engage in sex in a place or with a person (or both) that you shouldn't.
My roommates girlfriend just whispered in my ear that she wants to fuck me now, in the laundry room, while the party is going on. You can't imagine the Danger Wood I got when she said that!
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