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Placing a large amount of toilet paper in the bottom of toilet so the shit stays above water. Used by dirtbaggers to stink up a public bathroom or gross out the next person that comes in the stall.
Since the guy in the next stall won't courtesy flush. I'm going to fight back with a poop pillow. That should fume him out .
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A sudden overwhelming painful need to poop immediately.
Often unexpected, but never neglected urge to evacuate.
I was riding the bus when I had a poop attack.
I said hey fool stop the bus I'm having a poop attack.
I got out and ran to the taco bell, but nobody noticed 'cause everything in there smells like shit anyway
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The time right before a race that your nerves outweigh your anticipation. No matter what, you have to race somewhere first to blast your load before they fire the gun.
Also, this applies to the general fruity, aromatic smell that wafts from the porto-s & alleys throughout the rest of the racing audience.
Oh man! I'm gonna miss da race cause I got runner poop
The intense, brutal, and long-lasting poop you get the morning after you have chipotle. Usually starts off as one big poop, then in 5-10 minutes two or three rounds of small chunks of poop.
Derek: You want to get some Chiptole?
Freddy: Nah, I'm not in the mood to get chipotle poop.
Magic poop is when you take a shit, wipe and there is nothing on the toilet paper!
I just had a magic poop.
When poop has been in the toilet so long it starts to turn the water brown, effectively creating poop tea.
"Warning: There is an extreme case of poop tea in the first stall."
knowing that you have to take a dump before you go somewhere like work so you try and nothin comes out then you show up at your destination and 10 minutes later you have to take a shit
i had to take a shit this morning before work but i had a insubordinate poop now im sitting on the shitter writing this