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Bondo Barbie

A highly modified suburban housewife. She’s in her mid to upper forties and usually drives a Ranger Rover or G-Wagon. She has two blonde daughters and a floppy-haired privileged lacrosse playing son that may or may not have a substance abuse problem. Her husband has a girlfriend and drives a four-door Jeep.

While Bondo Barbie is skiing the Alps, there’s no way to tell if her face of frozen from cold or too much botox.

by Eddamommy October 19, 2019


Lisha Rae Head Barbie In Charge

Lisha Rae is the head barbie in charge and the baddest barbie

Lisha Rae head barbie in charge is the queen

by Badgirl8245 October 4, 2024


bubba barbie

Bubba Barbie is a large sized woman who is large, but dresses, looks and acts like a barbie. They are large and in charge! Beautiful large woman.

The choir teacher was a bubba barbie and could belt out that tune while shaking her booty.

by Swankmyster May 5, 2016


barbie doll gang

A bitch who is all about themselves and growing. They stay poppin and don't gaf what anyone has to say about them. They usually dress in bold colors that make them stand out and their confidence is on point. Don't try them though, issa gang ya hearddd

Mannnnn, she in et barbie doll gang shit mann, fine ass!

by Babydoll Bri April 12, 2018


Barbie touch

When a guy fingers you with cold, rigid hands.

My boyfriend gave me the Barbie Touch.

by Pdizzlest July 27, 2021


Squishy Barbie

A girl with a face that looks like a squished barbie head.

"Paige looks like a total squishy barbie!"

by Jrawk10 May 20, 2010


Peekaboo Barbie

What you call an uncircumcised dick

Can I see you peekaboo Barbie

by Delante’ June 17, 2021