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Destiny's Childing

When you and your two main bitches coordinate your outfits by wearing different styles of the same fabric.

"Those girls are matching... No, they're totes Destiny's childing!"

See also: every single Destiny's Child outfit, ever.

by Gypsies June 8, 2013

4๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Drug Child

What high class, self asorbed, self obsessed homosexuals, especially the club kids, call other club kids who are drug addicts. Although they do drugs themselves, this is a hypocritical term.

He is the original drug child. But I dont do drugs. In fact, I hate Heroine. (sniffs Heroine)

by Michael and James St. James December 29, 2011

4๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Adult Child

An Adult Child is someone who goes their own way. They're not against society, being married with children nor having a full time job, but for some mysterious reason unknown to mankind they are a natural happenstance. They just happen. Happy little big people just golly walking about.

An Adult Child is someone unknown to mankind. The little person asks the big person"what are you gonna get up to today Billy" ? "ah I'll probably just go golly walkin about town and try save my mind" Like Billy, they are extremely sensitive beings and only wishes well for their mind and at the same time for the world. They don't tend to forget about the unimportant important things in life and also not themselves therefore anybody else. It's merely to a point of no return, when in not just some but in all cases they do return but then it's as if there's this other big little them wanting to take over their stuff and not wanting them to play as children but wants them to play as these little big grown-ups. These little big themes however isn't them and for the most part they just confuse people like Billy, who just wanted to play in the Sun, under the Stars and the Moon just as children would play but alas they're apparently adults now.

by Chutnell January 31, 2019

15๐Ÿ‘ 10๐Ÿ‘Ž


Man-child

Predominantly in their mid-thirties to early forties and typically hide in their mom's basement playing video games and watching my little pony hentai.
They refuse to act their age and yet want the world to treat them as adults when it is most convenient for them. Most have the appearance of an overweight slug and lack even the most basic of social skills.
More often than not these sorry individuals aren't really autistic, but simply are lazy and were raised wrong.
This trait is often paired with being a weeaboo or a male feminist who not only has never had sex with a woman, but likely hasn't seen their dick in years due to their obesity and perpetual sitting posture.
Other key signs that you are dealing with a man-child are:
1.) Refusal to see that they are in the wrong.
2.) Hisses at the mere sight of sunlight.
3.) Making shitposts on 4chan and Reddit about sensitive topics.
4.) Extremely homophobic and racist.
5.) Owns at least seven fedoras.
6.) Hasn't bathed in months.
7.) Posts bad photoshops of them and their waifu on social media.
8.) When angered, will launch into a foaming rage and rant on the internet on how they're being oppressed and discriminated against.
9.) Has severe arthritis in one hand from jacking it so often.
10.) Creates Sonic OCs.

Guy 1: *mortified* "What the hell is that ugly thing?"
Guy 2: "Oh, that's just the neighborhood man-child. He must have escaped his mom's basement."

by Yetanotheroriginalusername June 7, 2018

32๐Ÿ‘ 23๐Ÿ‘Ž


Child predator

Normally a catholic priest or middle aged man with a ford transit who like to capture and have intercourses with young children

See that priest over there
yeah
he is a child predator

by Clarkson.com October 21, 2020

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


Nathan Childs

a nathan childs is when you stick your finger in someones right ear tugg down and knee them in the face.

I totally gave that guy a nathan childs for hitting on my girl

by darkleader December 25, 2009

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Butt child

A butt child is a a weak minded follower of another individual normally a partner/boss at work. He/she has no free will or independent thought but is completely infatuated with their icon and follows them around unthinkingly. They agree with everything their idol says without hesitation like a child.

Often a weaker member of a particular nauseating couple who dotes upon their partner unaware of what this looks like to others.

Annoying acolyte who imitates their masters actions.

Did you see the way that douche followed her round all night, jeez what a Butt child.

At work Mike agrees with everything Rob says. Mike is Rob's Butt child.

I saw Hannah and her butt child at the bar.

by berto744 June 19, 2010

7๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž