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A fucking retard who believes monster energy gives him super powers and is into doing the dumbest things he can think of just to prove he’s not as retarded as everyone else thinks.
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2020 in a nutshell. Anything that possibly could have gone wrong did.
the literally is so unlikely to get a gf, must be a kyle!!
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the best person in the world aka uwu master
kyle is such a kyle
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Kyle's are a rare but common breed of teenagers that are know for having mommy or daddy issues, wear athletic shorts, hoodies, flat bill caps, have anger issues, keep knifes and exotic weapons (Shurikens) that make them think there cooler, think there tough but aren't. However in the end a Kyle in it's natural habitat drinks monsters by the dozen and punches holes throw drywalls. Kyle's can't grow out of this phase it's impossible. So before the age of 25 they either die off or become 1 of the only 3 things a Kyle can do. Deal drugs, work at a gas station, or any overnight job. Beware Kyle's as cringey and annoying as they are to be around, they spread a contagious diease called "hype" which can force people with weak wills to join in on whatever there doing and quote on quote "Fuck shit up!🤘"
Teenager 1: Yo...watch out here comes Kyle.
Teenager 2: Oh shit. Kyle is such a Kyle.
Kyle: Hey Bros...*Slurps monster* are you guys tryna fuck shit up?!?!
Kyle: Ahhhhhhhh!!! *Punches nearest wall*
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Kyle was so annoying today, he wouldn’t stop tapping the table.
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