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When a guy does not want to sleep with a girl because it is known that she is on her period
Bill: Man, why don't you sleep with Gayle tonight? she looks hot as hell dude.
Jason: Nah man, she's got a bad case of the Bloody Octopus right now.
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an exclamation of surprise
"Oh, what the bloody hell now?!" -Wilford Warfstache
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What British people use in response to almost any slightly negative situation.
Bloody hell, my tires burst.
Bloody hell, my toast's burnt.
Bloody hell mate, that's rank.
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commonly experienced on the 4th of july when forcing out a normal poop fart, only to get a smashy surprise coated in bloodula.
i got hella bloody smash in my pants and its smells like your girlfriend.
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A bloody socket is when you jack off into a girls glass eye, fill up the eye. Than you must skull fuck her eye socket until you cum blood overfilling her eye socket. Than when you are done pleasuring her you must stick the glass eye filled with cum in her eye socket. That is called a bloody socket.
Male: "I can't wait to give you a bloody socket tonight!"
Female: "I want you to skull fuck me in the eye so hard baby."
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The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.
I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...
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When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.
My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.
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