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What British people use in response to almost any slightly negative situation.
Bloody hell, my tires burst.
Bloody hell, my toast's burnt.
Bloody hell mate, that's rank.
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A bloody socket is when you jack off into a girls glass eye, fill up the eye. Than you must skull fuck her eye socket until you cum blood overfilling her eye socket. Than when you are done pleasuring her you must stick the glass eye filled with cum in her eye socket. That is called a bloody socket.
Male: "I can't wait to give you a bloody socket tonight!"
Female: "I want you to skull fuck me in the eye so hard baby."
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The act of oral sex/eating out a female while she's on her period.
I had a bloody fruitcake last night, now I think I should see a doctor...
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Tomato juice and sake cocktail. (Japanese variation on the bloody mary which would otherwise contain gin or vodka)
Sora treated Haruto to some sushi and a bloody mari.
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While performing a sexual act involving penial penetration on a female during her menstruation period, the woman will remove her bloody tampon and begin whacking the male penis with it as he ejaculates on her face.
Just as I was about to nut, this chick yanked out her used tampon and started whacking my dick with with her bloody nunchucks!!!
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Eating a woman's pussy juices only to discover she started her period too early.
I got up to take a piss and looked in the mirror and saw I had a bloody mary on my face.
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When you take a drink from a full Diva Cup.
My girlfriend said she would have sex with me if I took a drink from her full Diva Cup, I did and reinvented the Bloody Mary.
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