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This is national skin the nearest family member day. When you are near one of your family member you can skin them!
“is my brother near me?” “yes, why?” “oh because it’s may 27th, national skin your nearest family member day!”
National Hold your crushes hand day
“Hey wanna hold my hand”
“Ew no”
“But it’s May 13th 😏”
“Oh well in that case 😏”
International angst day :) the day where fanfics are all pain and suffering
person 1: hey it's May 2nd, you know what that means?
person 2: oh god
May 10th is the day where you'll tell whoever you want whatever you've needed to tell them in the longest.
"Dude it's May 10th you know what that means ;)"
"No I'm not gonna tell him I like him =/"
May 10 is national kick siblings day! So if you have siblings, prepare to kick them!
I can't wait to kick my sister on MAY 10, National kick my siblings day!!!
The day where you get witht he person you love and do it for a while. You will end up with them for a long time hopefully and it will be a good one
Jessica May is a beautiful MILF who is very sensitive and longing for the world to love her she's got amazing brown eyes and legs that any man would fall for. She's clingy when she's around pure hearts and loyal friends but it's only because she is so shy about matters of the heart. If a Jessica May ever kisses you it means you are the one because they don't kiss anybody. Most Jessica May's are better understood when others meet them as one Lucky Lady. They truly love with all their hearts and only want to find the Clyde to Their Bonnie, Micky to Their Malorie, and of course Their Joker to Their Harley Quinn.
Jessica May is always got the sexeist shoes.