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A great Saudi league team which has football stars like Goat Cristiano Ronaldo, Brozovic, Mané and Laporte.
Did you watch Al Nassr last night?
They were insane! They thrashed Al Fateh!
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a shit hole school full of neds and bams Brandon is the biggest one of all. Apart from almost falling apart and shite, un-educated teachers, it is one of the worst schools in the highlands of Scotland.
also known as a heap of shite.
"I've never been to prison, but I've been to alness academy so it's basically the same."
"Check out that shit hole, it's nearly an Alness Academy!"
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n. slang term/ street name for gastric bypass surgery
Based on Al Roker's publicized weight loss surgery and dramatic weight loss.
Unhappy husband: Man my wife is fat and just keeps on eating, I think i should get a new one.
Smart Friend: No dude, she still cool, get her The Al Roker and you guys will be doing the Idaho Dartboard in no time!
Unhappy Husband: Thanks for the tip!
Smart Friend: Remember its never just the tip
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When, during a blow job, the blow jobber tells the blow jobbee some profound inconvenient truth about the blow jobbee's self.
The Al Gore was dropped on me by my girl the other night. Do I really have self esteem issues?
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Single Handedly invented the chicken Sandwich, the internet and manbearpig!!!
Ask Chick-Fil-A who really invented their sandwich... AL GORE BABY!!
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Just to clarify, he did not invent the internet. It was Tim Berners-Lee. TBL, born 1955, is currently a senior researcher and holder of the 3Com Founders Chair at MIT's Computer Science and Artificial Intelligence Laboratory (CSAIL). He is also a Knight Commander (second-highest rank in the Order of the British Empire). Wiki him. While you're at it, look up Philo T. Farnsworth. He invented the television. These are good guys to know about.
Al Gore probably made that claim because he, like most people, does not know who actually invented the Internet. And continues to make sure it stays royalty-free. We (should) all owe him a lot. But he chose not to profit from it. Thanks Tim!
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