the finest man alive
being with him means you’re the luckiest person alive
Alexander Baldry is literally so fine 😩
A bitchboy solider who fingered a greek warlock.
I just had a Alexander the great up my ass.
A bastard orphan son of a whore who doesnt throw away his shot. He met 4 friends his first friend was Aaron Burr, the damn fool who shot him. Alexander was the 10 dollar founding father without a father. Alexander cheated on Eliza Schyler cause he wanted pussy still. Then his son died then he died. Lol
Alexander Hamilton: bbg i cant leave. Eliza Schyler: ok pookie bye i trust you. Maria Renyolds: ok pookie bbg give me smex. Alexander Hamilton: ok
it’s a cool american sex act where you stick a quill in someone’s ass and fill it with ink.
i love doing this with the homies.
bro 1: hey bro, i just gave my gf a hot alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way man, give me one.
it is an american sex act where you stick a quill up someone’s mouth and fill their ass with ink.
i love doing this with my homies and you should too!
bro 1: i just gave my gf an alexander hamilton
bro 2: no way, i wanna get alexander hamilton’d too man!
To smart to be smart
"Alexander Raymond what is the answer to 556x2" "1112"
An absolute nonce / The CEO of eedi
Man: Whos that guy over there?
Girl: Oh Thats Alexander Bekkers
Man: Isnt that the CEO of eedi?
Girl: Yes