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From The Ghettoest neighborhoods to the the richest neighboorhoods in the world, to the beaches , and best weather , LA is number 1.
yep sure is, cant compare to it.
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2002 World Series champions who totally sucked in '03; used to have Nolan Ryan
The Angels have K-Rod.
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A outlaw motorcycle club which started up in Glasgow, Scotland.
is there any hells angels in scotland?
Nah but there is blue angels
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A surprise sexual act. It's a bit tricky to do, and you can only get away with it once, so follow it carefully the first time:
1) During sex, pull out and ejaculate into your hand (if you've ever spiderman'd someone, the first step is the same)
2) Ask your partner if she wants "to hear angels speak."
3) Suck the semen into your mouth while she answers.
4) Spit into her ear.
It's based on the belief that the voices of angels had life-giving power to any who could hear them, so if she gets pissed, just explain that it was a religious lesson.
A similar act is "the divine conception" when you spit into a virgin's vagina instead of her ear, and "The Word Of God" if you do it while having a giant bushy beard.
"Bro, my girl got mad pissed when I Angel Speak'd her last night, but chilled the fuck out when I explained it was just a theology lesson."
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1 The sex you have immediately before deciding to sexually corrupt your significant other.
2 The moment during intercourse that you discover a hidden kink of your partner.
Bill: So how was last night?
Ted: Ugh, missionary in the dark
Bill: Bummer
Ted: Thats the last Angel Sex I'm gonna have.
Suzie: I accidentally slapped his ass during sex last night.. He was totally into it. Guess hes not the little angel i thought he was
Sharron: Lol, wonder what other kinks are gonna appear.
Suzie: I love Angel Sex. Always interesting
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A sex technique. The woman cuts the sides of a grapefruit off and a hole in the center for the man's penis to fit. She then blows the man (who is blind folded) while moving the grapefruit up and down and squeezing every now and then to act as a vagina.
Dana: Yeah I did angels grapefruit on Paul last night.
Carol: Oh wow. Did he enjoy it?
Dana: Hell yeah. Now he knows he could have been fucking a grapefruit his whole life.
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modern-day mystifier, daredevil and mindfreak, able to read minds, bend forks, float napkins and eat razors. Has survived: being underwater for 24 hours, being lit on fire, walking 200ft above ground blindfolded, being blown up, run over with a humv, hung from hooks...
CrissAngel.com
Criss Angel is awesome.
Check out Criss Angel this summer on A&E!
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