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n. 1. not your anus!
2. A small (or big) opening on the bottom (or top if I'm some sort of alien) of my ass.
Taking a trip to my anus is more dangerous than climbing Mt Everest.
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a punch straight to the big round floppy anus of caroline.
that caroline looks like she needs an anus punch!
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While having a full erection,seek the highest point in the room. Dresser step ladder ect. While on the platform preform a graceful swan dive onto ur partner with erection sklidding perfectly into the anus, not only causing an orgasim but contracting Aids/HIV as well.
While preforming the Looog anus he snapped his dick.
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On the very day of July 9th, 2022, an incident that we will never forget occured.
Person A - Oh my god have you seen that one Howey posted of a prolapsed anus-
Person B - YES SHUT THE HELL UP I'VE SEEN IT AND NOW ITS A PERMANENT IMAGE IN MY MEMORY DON'T EVER FUCKING REMIND ME OF THAT EVER FUCKING AGAIN
Person A - Jesus christ, it's not that seriou-
Person B - IT IS
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A scarred rectum - usually the result of tearing during unsuccessful anal sex.
"Yeah, she wanted a rimjob but I am not putting my tongue near that hangnail anus"
"I would ask her for anal but she's probably all scared and shit. Total hangnail anus."
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When you shove a skittle up your anus until you fart it out and you get a severe infection.
*fart* Oh no, I got a severe infection from shoving a skittle up my ass and farting it out! Ive got the Skittle Anus now
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