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The unfortunate predicament one finds himself in when the arse sweats so much that serious itching and scratching is a must and a funny walk is adopted.
Chef Tony was such a ratty old bastard because he had a bad case of chefs arse.
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The small lumps of faeces and unidentifiable matter that become entagled in ones anal beard or arse hair.
"Holy Crap! I'm festooned with arse nuts!"
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Means getting ripped off big time.
"In New Zealand dairy products are expensive because Fonterra arse rape us", Electricty is expensive because power companies arse rape us"
Wages are low because employers arse rape us" and of course taxes are very high because the Government arse rape us big time!!
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A word used frequently in the flash cartoon "weebl and bob".
Literally means "ah shit".
Weebl:I spy with my sexy eye, something beginning with "S"
Bob: Is it "sign"?
Weebl(thinking):Arse fez!
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The slimy, acrid and bacteria-filled gunk which coagulates and gathers in one's crack.
The heat of the day left its telltale mark of arse paste on his shorts.
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Someone who is a complete cock but an absolute arse at the same time.
Example A:
"You alright pal?"
"No I'm fucking not, someone invited that Cock-Arse Tony to my party"
Example B:
"Do not invite Tony to my party, he's a Cock-Arse"
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An individual whose life revolves around the the creation of plaster and plasterboard products. This may be an employee of a plaster related manufacturer, or merely a lover of building products or building activities.
Stuart: "Hey, i think i'll work late, so that more plasterboard will be available to the world."
cowp: "No way, don't you have a life or something, you stucco arse."
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