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A common side effect of Bronco Vision.
The scarcity of attractive women at Cal Poly Pomona has transcended men to develop Bronco Cock. Having this newly developed power, dudes become extremely horny and end up performing heinous acts that not even your whore of a mother would approve of.
Bitch: Yo you wanna hop on the game?
TopG: Nah, I'll hop yo cock and go 50 shades of bronco on you tonight.
(The women at CPP have cocks)
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50 shades of grey is the gayest book ever created. And is read by millions across the world about 90% who read this book are just doing it for the laughs but the other 10% are weird cat ladies and horny weirdo guys. This book is about sex and nothing but sex, but it isn't as good as it sounds it is really about a creepy couple who are sex addicts..
mark: Hey bill have you read 50 shades of grey?
Bill: No when I'm horny I watch porn...
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Occurs when a fella has feelings for a lady. To show his affection, he fills up a milk bottle with his own semen and smashes it across her face.
Did you hear George proposed to Sandy by giving her a 50's milkman? They say she looked especially radiant with all the blood, tears, and semen on her face.
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When something is so gay (here meaning 'awful') that it cannot be defined in terms of anything other than the most awful thing to happen to literature this century.
Most often applied to books, bookish people or book-related things.
Louise: Did you read that poem Martin sent you?
Una: Yeah, it was 50 shades of gay.
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A romantic comedy starring Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore.
Adam Sandler and Drew Barrymore have awesome chemistry in this movie!
I watched 50 first dates. I watched it 6 more times after that.
Are you staring at me or her? 'Cause you're starting to freak me out.
Sharks are like dogs, they only bite if you touch their private parts.
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One of 50 Cent's other nicknames. Featured in a couple of his songs and in the song "You don't know" by eminem and other artists.
You know what this is..
Shady.. G-Unit.. Aftermath..
Lloyd Banks.. Cashis.. Marshall Mathers.. Ferrari F-50..
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In Call of Duty: Modern Warfare, rapid firing a Barrett .50 caliber sniper rifle at extreme close range without looking down the scope.
A: "Holy shit! I just got .50 cal-ed from a yard away!"
B: (Man 1) "What are you doing wasting ammo?"
(Man 2) ".50 cal-ing this fool"
C: "HAHAHA, I just totally .50 cal-ed that camper FTW!"
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