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The act of hearing a word (usually bacon) and going into a trance, fantasizing about the word that was said
Robert : Yeah so i had the most amazing bacon and....George?
George: *bacon face
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The monkey bacon wrote my ass a parking ticket.
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the one TRUE way to know if someone really loves you. for to cook bacon with all its hot spitting grease with no protection at all, shows dedication and a real commitment to another person.
i woke up and knew April was my soul mate when i saw her cooking me some naked bacon in the morning.
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Bacon made from the meat a single female breast.
Hannah: I bet that Norwiegen water dog would taste delicious with some UNIBOOB BACON
Andrea: Yes but it is hard to come by these days
Hannah: I heard the Mexicans have been smuggling slices of this tasty booby bacon to sell half off when you buy an ounce of crack
Andrea: Actually I prefer to buy UNIBOOB BACON from the Russians
Hannah: It doesn't matter where it comes from, uniboob bacon is simply delightful in my tummy!
Andrea: Yes because boob meat is so much more tasty then pigs!
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When you attend a social event as the distant acquaintance (through multiple degrees and links) of the host or guest of honor.
John is at the party because he is
best friend's with Gary,
who is dating Sasha,
who is Michelle's older sister,
who is working for Jerome,
who is throwing the party.
John: So I went to Gary's girlfriend Sasha's, sister's boss's party last night and it was awkward as hell.
Jack: Oh so you were just Kevin Baconning it.
John: Yeah, I guess.
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Any use of bacon, cooked or non-cooked, used during sexual intercourse or any sexual acts. Bacon porn is also a form of bacon erotica.
For example bacon erotica is wrapping bacon around a man's member and drizzling hot bacon grease on his naked body and licking and eating the bacon of him while making him oink like a pig.
Or placing bacon in each other's butt crack and having sexual intercourse and eating the bacon together afterwards.
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The original term used for when you tie kite string around a raw piece of BACON, have a girl swallow it, and, when you're about to drop your nut while banging her in the ass you YANK the string causing her to puke up the bacon which causes her sphincter to contract.
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