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If you love bagels then I love you….you are very important and great!
Mike: I LOVE BAGELS
Jonah: Omg same!
a tall white kid that likes bagels
who invited Jackson Likes Bagels to the group chat?
To put a bagel around your penis and have a woman eat it off.
Adam thinks big german bagels are delicious.
When a bagel gets peanut butter put on it.
Disrespectful, just don't do it. Don't be a hero, just put on cream cheese like a normal person.
Putting peanut butter on a bagel is like pooping on the floor; pooping isn't a bad thing, the floor isn't a bad thing, but put the two together and you get a bad thing.
When my partner puts peanut butter on their bagels, I proceed to throw them in the garbage. Then I throw the bagel in the garbage as well.
interjection Something that smelly hippies shout in the parking lot, prior to an event that attracts hippies.
"Yummy yummy bagels!" should not be confused with "Dollar grilled cheese!"
Dude, that "yummy yummy bagels" chick is kinda hot... She doesn't even have any scabs. I think I'm gonna go talk to her. What should I say? Should I talk about the playoffs?
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Q. Hey, you gonna be making some bagels on Wednesday night?
A. No, I'm not gay thanks. Stop talking to me.
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When the recipient spreads their cheeks and he blows his load on on each of her ass cheeks, spreads it around with his dick, then pushes the recipients ass cheeks together.
** for extra party fun, add some cream cheese to the bagel hole
Oh Frankie! Cream cheese my Cinnamon raisin bagel! Make sure not to get too much In the hole this time. Bon appetit!
Don't get to freaky tonight Sean. Just creamcheese my bagel.
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