When you stretch a shaved scrotum over your hand like a glove.
I put on my bald glove before i shook his hand.
Something you say when youre not happy about something or if youre annoyed
*dude kills you in fortnite*
You : dude Im literally going bald and diabteic rn!!
Im literally going bald/im going diabetic
"If you look up bald in the dictionary, Miles Gibson shows up."
"Wow, he really does"
Not wanting to do Something or attend something.
John: u tryna go to the party at 8?
Mike: I’m bald.
Another example:
Mike: u wanna go swimming
John: I’m bald
When a person does not want to do something or attend something
Mike: I tryna go to the party at 8
John: I’m kinda tired I’m probably gonna bald
Another example:
Mike: you wanna go swimming?
John:nah I’m bald