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Bald

When a nigga got no hair and nothing better to do then to run around trying to bag kids and locking bathrooms ; bald people hate vaping

Fuck that bald ass nigga
“He soo fucking bald”

by IHateBaldPeople December 12, 2019


Bald

What happens when you become an author/writer

Jake:Bro i'm never going to become an author!

James:Dude why not?

Jake:BeCaUsE I AiNt GoInG BaLd!

James: Oh

by mynameisjeff12344 September 10, 2019


balds

A hairless ballsack

I just shaved my balls so now i have balds

by Potetstappe March 15, 2018


Bald

A term used to describe a type of woodland fairy relayed to the tooth fairy, except this specific fairy is almost always made up of thumb sized middle aged men with shiny egg heads and cheerful goatees. They are dressed in beautiful ballroom dresses and Cinderella slippers with large, butterfly wings. They have chicken feet too, but be not afraid, for harming you would be the last thing these fairies do. These gentle beings use their magnificent wand to cast spells on innocent children who have trouble sleeping, where they often sing lullabies and gives lits if kisses on the cheeks.

Bald buzzed around by ears every night, tap dancing with his neon yellow chicken legs. Ahh, what good times.

by CoolChickensRule June 9, 2024


Bald

Someone who had to sacrifice their hair for “reasons

I wish I was bald

by Sammymmm1 December 18, 2021


Bald

A man who is called badboyhalo

That bald person hates the number 14

by Modnation Gang Leader November 13, 2020


Bald

Someone who plays too much of semi popular 2d battle royale, Surviv.io

"Dang Generator played 17 hours of Surviv this week."

"Yea, they're so bald.

by Mario X January 25, 2021