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A black person with really big lips relating to that of a largemouth Bass fish.
Damn look at all these bass lips.....he looks like bubba gump.
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I famous lyric from skrillex's remix of Benny bennasi's cinema, often used in vines as well as memes.
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When your working on something and it's taking ages and when it's done it's not done properly.
Adam... Have you finished that job yet? You've been ages!
Mat - No, the bass is fucking raw!
When a man with spiked up blonde fruity hair has another man jizz all over it and then rubs it in the other man's asshole
"I have my first date with Tommy tommorow night and he just had his hair frosted. Here's hoping he gives me the Lance Bass Special!"
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When a dude sticks one foot in each of his partners respective holes.
Kathleen likes the Double Bass Pedal. You know, left in the goo and the right in the poo.
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When having doggy-styled sex, you replace your penis with a beer bottle (or perform anything totally unexpected and/or vile), thus prompting her to give you an incredulous look from one side of her face.
Since her back is facing you, she couldn't spin her head completely around to give you that look (unless she's Megan from The Exorcist), thus resorting to face you with one side of her face, looking like a fish laid flat on one side.
When used in the context of man on man action, it can be re-worded to One Eye Lance Bass. A dedication to the out-of-closet NSync member.
While doing it doggy style with my girlfriend, I ejaculated into her without prior consent. She gives me the one eyed bass, and proceeds to kick me in the nuts.
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Coined by SNL alumnus Dan Ackroyd in the 1970s, the bass-o-matic is an ordinary blender used to turn fresh bass (fish) into a disgusting red slurry that no one in his right mind would actually drink.
For a limited time, the bass-o-matic can be yours for just 3 monthly installments of $10.99 ; operators are standing by, please call now! Offer not available in stores.
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