beat chick

As coined by the MIAA's finest, a beat chick is one who is ugly, fat, obnoxious, a fucking loser, lesbian, feminist, or all of the above. They tend to be unkempt in their appearance (i.e. not tanning in winter or not enough make-up in school) or intent on standing up for things they believe in, even when they are told to shut the fuck up by a dude. Beat chicks can be losers you pass in the hall or social clingers who scrape their way into your parties, either way, they are to be avoided at all costs. Beat chicks flock to boys with stupid nicknames like "chill" or temporary inhabitants of Nebraska. The social "beaters" tend to garner unflattering nicknames that hopefully will last for lifetimes. "No Beat Chicks" has become the rallying cry for "Tech" and hopefully a nation.

Bro #1 "Duuuuude, how beat was that chick Chill hooked up with?"

Bro #2 "Duuuuude, she was beat as shit, only he would tap that shit"

Bro #1 "Duuuuude, i know, but thats the only pussy he gets"

Bro #2 "nothing worse than a beat chick..maybe chill"

62👍 32👎

tryin' to beat?

Yet another way to ask if someone will/wants to fuck you.

Girl- I really wanna hang out this weekend, let's do somethin..
Guy- Why? You tryin to beat?

or

Guy- Damn girl, I like yo' style, you tryin' to beat?

13👍 4👎

Biscuit Beat

When a group of two or more guys stand around a biscuit and beat off upon said biscuit. The last one to ejaculate must eat the aforementioned biscuit making him the "winner."

Johnny entered the biscuit beat yesterday. He won't be eating biscuits for awhile.

13👍 4👎

Beat the Black

1.) To hurt or beat fuck out of someone. (Usually a person of African decent)

"I beat the black off that nigga"

16👍 6👎

Elite Beat

noun
a crew of brothers
6 members
Music activates them
They dance
creative,funny,clowns

Elite Beat - The Music Hits Us

15👍 5👎

throw a beat

(v.) slang for masterbating. when your throwing a "beat", your shootin some jiz.

"Dude, im gonna go home and throw a beat to hillary duff"

17👍 6👎

quick beat

having sexual intercourse with a female (or male) that last anywhere from 15-45 minutes. after which you never speak to one another.

I need a quick beat.