Bieber deceiver

Justin Bieber's signature move where you move in for a handshake and just send a mindblowing kick to the face, with your fist.

(Random ass random kid:Hey man long time no see (:
(The Biebe: Yo man gimmie some dap......POP Bieber deceiver 'd kid

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Justin Bieber

A singer that is only liked by flat chested girls.

12 yr old girl: I luv Justin Bieber, such a hottie!!!
16 yr old girl: Ew, not!

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Justin Bieber

A singer, with maybe slight talent. His musical ability is actually kind of enjoyable. But it is ruined by his lack of ability for lyric writing. He often is hated for being a "pussy" which isn't the kindest thing to say ever. 90% of his fan base are 13 year old girls, the rest are 3 year old girls.

Boy: That music is kinda catchy. Who is it?
Girl: Justin Bieber
Boy: oh... nevermind

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Justin Bieber

1)Often refered as a liquid to feed a baby donkey while its giving birth to a three headed pikachu to slower the process in order that crappy songs may fade easily with time

2)A virgin-goat that can't produce sperm

3) Some girl who got famous on youtube

Theres is no example what is justin bieber

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Justin Bieber

The single most AMAZING teenage heart-throb in musical history. He is:
1. Signed by USHER.
2. TALENTED.
3. Hottest human ever to be born.
4. SUPER NICE TO ALL OF HIS FANS.
5. AMAZING...if not already mentioned:)
6. Worth a Gazillion dollars..
7. stealing my heart day by day.

<3

Justin Bieber is the GREATEST singer in musical HISTORY....all the haters are JEALOUS.

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Justin Bieber

Canandian gay singer who acts like a nice black man.

3 guys are in a cafe,

One says: I've got the smallest arm of the world!

Another says: I've got the smallest head of the world!

Last one says: I've got the smallest dick of the world!

The 3 guys go to Guinness World Records.

First one goes first and returns happy: I've really got the smallest arm in the world!

Second returns happy too: I've really got the smallest head of the world!

Last one returns angry and screams: WHO THE FUCK IS JUSTIN BIEBER?

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Justin Bieber

Canada's North Korean ambassador.

Justin Bieber will be wooing all of the girls aged 9-14 on his North Korean tour

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