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The world's greatest hide and seek player.
America: "Dammit, we didn't even count to 20 and Osama Bin Laden still got away"
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To reserve a pint of beer for a friend who is not yet at the bar. Payment is usually made in advance.
I'll have a pint of Old Scrote, Landlord. Can you stick one in the bin for Pete - he'll be along in 10 minutes.
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He dead.
Yo you think Osama bin Laden is still out there?" "Nah he dead.
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A supposed "terrorist" that bush and the C.I.A. made up to strip Americans of their freedoms using the Patriot Act to go into the Middle East for oil. Usama worked for the C.I.A. in the 80's under the name Tim Ossman. They also created al-qaeda and taught them how to fight, make bombs, and sneek boxcutters onto a plane.
Osama Bin Laden was a C.I.A. asset.
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A man with far more connections to George W Bush than to Sadam Hussein. Still a very bad person ranking just behind the true scum of the earth Dick Cheney, Donald Rhumsfeld, Paul Wolfawitz and just edging out the bafoon George W Bush for 4th place. All of these men played a roll in the 9/11 attack but it was easy to cast all the blame on Osama since he is a "crazy muslim" and lives in another country and has a different skin color. Wake up America!
Thank you for listening I guess I'll be sent to Guantanamo Bay now due to the provisions of the patriot act but please write me just be sure not to speak to freely or anything.
Osama bin Laden is a real Dick head.
Yea but not as much as Dick Cheney
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