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A combination of the cleveland steamer and the blumpkin.
The blumpker, who is giving oral sex allows the blumpkee to stand over the blumpker and release both semen and feces onto their upper body.
I gave my concubine a blumpkin steam when she let me shit on her chest while suckin' me off.
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3 or more blumpkins all occuring at once in ajoining bathroom stalls.
Blumpking party in the school bathroom after school.
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Receiving a blow job whilst shitting in someones mouth
Last night I hade a blumpkin pie
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To take a fine, messy dump on a girl's bosom while she gives you a blow job. Originating from the Yankee legend and former bench coach Don Zimmerman.
Dude - What did you do last night?
Guy - I had some Chipotle, took a girl back to my place and then she gave me a Zimmerman Blumpkin. I was all like, "Ah yeah, you like that shit, don't you?"
Dude- Nice
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a blumpkin usually used by samuel l jackson where he sits on a plane wanting A MOTHER FUCKEN NIGGER BLUMPIN!!!
Wendy- shiquan may i give you a Nigger Blumpkin
Shiquan- what did you say
Wendy- you better give me a fuckin blumpkin now
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The act of jerking off whilst taking a shit.
"Dude.... Palmala Handerson just gave me a Country Blumpkin!"
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The act of giving a blowjob while receiving an abortion.
"Omg did you hear what Becky did? She gave her doctor at the planned parenthood a super blumpkins! Talk about squashing the patriarchy!"
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