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A dance that can only be performed by a fat lady rolling her fists and pushing her palms down in the direction of the floor.
daaaaamn that lady was tearing it up on the dance floor!
Yeah, she was "baking the bread" hardcore!
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An anagram used in polite society to describe one's anal beard.
"Mate - a rusty trombin' is one thing, but she was chewing on me alan bread."
an absolute abomination and if you get off to it you deserve to die
normal person 1: "I heard weird person likes bread porn, he even beats of to it"
normal person 2: "lets go beat his ass!"
Bernd is a muppet, obviously a bread, he is depressed and popular in the german country. He is known for being in the closedown from the kids channel „KIKA“. His episodes play in the timespan from 9PM-6AM daily. the episodes shown there change every few months. Mostly he is in a white place, called the „white hell“. (It is a TV and Bernd can’t get out because of technical issues) Bernd often tries to escape by running though the screen, but he comes back into the screen on the other side. he gets bullied in there by a voice called „whitebox“, which he destroys at the end of one episode. Bernd tells the viewers to turn off the TV or change the channels, cause he just wants to get out of there. He likes „Mehlsuppe“. He often says his well known word, „Mist“. - Translated to English: „crap“
Person1: have you seen Bernd the bread? He’s hilarious!
Person2: mist.
A/N: there’s a gif of him below!
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When a girl is getting tit fucked while the guys dick is cover in bread crumbs.
Guy 1- "Man, last night, I was really loaf breading this chick hard, you should really try it."
Guy 2- "The fuck is loaf breading
Guy 1- "Oh its when you're titty fucking this chick hard with bread crumbs over your dick."
Guy 2- ".....Dude, your food fetish really freaks me out."
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A bread oven is when a guy is having anal sex with a girl, and switches to the vagina without washing off or changing the condom (whichever applies). This is meant to intentionally give her a yeast infection.
John Spivey gave that chick he didn't like a bread oven!
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