Hey babe! Can you bring me some bum tickets? I ran out in here!
The phrase used to describe running whilst needing to excrete one's bowls, the sufferer then has 2 choices:
- clench their arse and hope for the best
- shit their pants
"Paula Radcliffe shit herself in the marathon", "oh yeah we've all had runner's bum"
a more appropriate word for a bidet.
the bum gun provides a little pleasure while cleaning your bottom.
get that bum gun out of my face!
Sexual act. Usually between two males, or a male and a very manly female with anal hair. One partner lays down on their stomach exposing their anus, the other starts from the Gooch or Vagina and sniffs all the way to the Bum Crack, possibly getting some shit stuck in his/her nose.
Joanna the man woman was pleased when John gave her a refresshing Snuffle Bum. Although she acted disgusted.
A mint which freshens your rear end. "Bum mint" is used as a cuss. An abusive term.
It can also be used in a friendly way.
"You stupid bum mint".
"Aww, it's alright you bum mint."
an affectionate name you would call someone when you're annoyed but not genuinely angry with them; a nicer version of asshole
You watched Lost without me? You bum bucket!