Douche Bump

A sensation that one feels in the skin when you are surrounded by a room of douche bags or particularly douchy douchetastics. The sensation can usually be overcome by immediately removing yourself from the company of any douchebags.

Jimmy, duck so douchetastic doesn't see us over here and talk to us about his douche bag life. I'm trying to avoid another case of douche bumps.

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shit bumps

The goosebumps that cover your entire body as you shiver and shake with the pains of severe diarrhea.

Dude: It's 95 degrees outside, why do you have goosebumps?

Dude 2: They aren't goosebumps man, it's the shit bumps. Goddamn baked beans!

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Bumping Swamps

The lesbian act of touching and rubbing each other's vaginas together. Usually not applied to attractive, porn-star quality lesbians, but rather the hefty, hairy, road-scarred bull-dykes. Also known as "Scissoring".

Hey Kurt, I'll bet that before those two gals brushed each other's mullets, they spent the morning bumping swamps.

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bump me

an invitation for someone to give you a fistbump in the dick

"hey! wanna bump me, bro?"
"sure bro. you're my world."

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bump it off

1. To perform well sexually
2. To get the party started or enjoy oneself immensley at the party
3.To pump the bass very loudly thus exciting people to dance
4.To perform any task

1. Q:You hook up with Keisha at the club last night?
A:Hell yeah!I was bumpin' It OFF!
2. Bump it off nigga!Get it Krunk!

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bump up

when partying, after the effects of your first dose of "whatever" are beginning to diminish, the attempt to maintain one's high by inhaling more substance(s).

Hey, I ain't tryin to go down just yet, lemme bump up a little.

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Bumping Uglies

Slang term used for two people having sexual intercoarse

Chad's Mom : Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Uh! Wow It's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Ahhhhhhhh! Ahhhhhhh! Ahhhhhh!

Chad : Hey Steve im gonna room with you for a while the wifey threw me out OH MY GOD!
Steve : Hey Chad I was just Bumping Uglies with you mom! (wink)
Chad's Mom : GET THE FUCK OUT CHAD! Oh my god it's so BIG!
Steve : Oh Chad's Mom! Oh Chad's Mom!
Chad : Oh Chad is gonna be sick!
Chad's Dad : Hey Chad I need to talk to your mom have you seen her?
Chad : Yeah she's over at Steve's apartment Bumping Uglies with him!
Chad's Dad : GOD DAMN'T THE HELL!

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