Used to describe the condition of male genitals created by prickly regrowth of shaved pubic hair. Does not occur if one has a manzilian as the regrowth is much softer
Diner: "Stop scratching your crotch at the table you disgusting creature!"
Waiter: "Im terribly sorry sir, but I haven't shaved my crotch and nutsack in four days and have developed a horry case of man cactus."
Diner: "Perhaps you should consider a manzilian".
Ho: Go and shave your junk, you ain't putting that nasty man cactus near my delicate ladybits.
When you’re going to have a lady friend over so you shave your booty hole (just in case) but the 5 ‘o clock shadow hits so she eats those prickly cheeks
Her: “Ouch!”
Him: “What’s wrong babe”
Her: “When was the last time you shaved your booty hole?”
Him: “Why?”
Her: “Cause your cactus cakes nearly cut my tongue”
This can be seen as 3 things:
1. Mick Foley's alter ego, arguably his most violent
2. Travis Scott's Album
3. Some dumbass who didn't watch their step and walked face first into a cactus
"Bro watch where you're going you goddam cactus jack."
"Fuck you."
your partner flips a coin,heads you have sex, taighls and she sexes a cactus plant
me - heey baby wanna do a lil chinese cactus hunt
baby- fuck no