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It is when a man's penis gets a burn on it because the women's Twat is so hairy and nappy(mostly found on black women)
Damn, that bitch gave me carpet burn last night
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A pimp, a man who gets lots of pussy.
I'm bagged myself some carpet last night. Twice. And then once again in the morning.
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someone who eats pussy, to eat out; muff diver; one who eats cunt; one who chooses to sample tuna
I have a small dick, so I please my daughter by being a carpet muncher
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The Act of munching on a hairy girls pubes.
John:holy shit doug, get a load of mikes girlfriend she's so big, fat, and hairy.
Doug:yeah, you can sure tell mike is a carpet muncher.
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Damn, that's the fourth girl she's been with this week! She's such a carpet shark!
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carpet surfing: when you crash at a friends house after a night of drinking and are forced to sleep on the bare (and often rough) carpet, with no blankets or pillows
joe: "hey soldier, you still coming up to my place this weekend?"
eric: "ya, but it looks like im going to be carpet surfing...i don't have room for anything else in my bag"
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When you are getting a BJ by the top of a staircase and you push the girl backwards down the stairs.
me....."your mom is in the hospital."
Jimmy.."why?"
me....."I gave her a Magic Carpet and she broke her neck. my bad"
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