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Female equivalent of a cockblock. Someone or something that gets in the way of a woman getting laid.
This guy was checking me out, but my boyfriend was hanging all over me like a total snatch catch. There was no way I was getting laid.
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To catch a friendly is to engage in a friendly physical dispute with someone. You might want to blow off some steam or expend some pent up frustration with a friend who has been bothering you, so you catch a friendly.
dude 1: "Bro you've been acting like a lil' punk lately. Somebody needs to put you in your place."
dude 2: "What, son?! You trnna' catch a friendly?!"
dude 1: "Damn right son, prepare yourself!"
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Sex, as the pitcher gives, and the catcher receives
A guy gives dick, and girl receives dick pitch catch
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To catch-a-nut simply means to hook up with a girl or to have sexual intercourse with a bitch. Girls cannot catch nuts, only guys.
John: Im tryn to catch-a-nut tonight.
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To be killed
That (explitive) is about to catch that fade.
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A type of sex act performed in bed. It starts with a wild turkey and ends with sex. Somewhere in between, you kill a chicken.
Ryan: You've been catching the crazy turkey over there in Lindsay's bed.
Michael: I don't know what that means.
Geoff: Never have I heard that phrase before.
Lindsay: We kind of go *Insert turkey noise* when we have sex.
Michael: God, don't tell him... What does it mean when someone "catches the crazy turkey"?
Ryan: It's wild. If you don't know, then it's too wild for you.
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If you don't know, then it's too wild for you. (Having sex)
Michael was catching the wild turkey over at Lindsey's the other night.
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