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Jackie Chan

Masturbating to Asian Porn

When Seth told his wife that he hadn't done anything except Jackie Chan while she was away, she could have no idea what he really meant by it.

by Ukrainian Palestinian Mexican September 11, 2014

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Keith Chan YK

Keith, aka "X Ω K-616", is a hard-working, confident, and analytical guy.
Having his childhood trauma, he gets a firm personality, and people always misunderstand him to be annoying and hateful.

Likes hiding his emotions. But if you're a friend of theirs, you will know.

Trash in socializing.

Interested in rocket science, laws, business, and criminal psychology.

His dream is to be a barrister and the 2nd Elon Musk.

Keith Chan YK once said: "Company see good you..."

by X Ω K-616 May 21, 2022


The Church of Gobber Chan

A place of worship of the cult of Gobber Chan were they preform the ancient sacrifice wich is a dirty jack

We shall worship in the church of Gobber Chan tonight my Brother.

by Mp80111 January 1, 2022


Apple Jackie Chan

When a creative team run of quality and/or relevant ideas and instead resort to abstraction. Similar to the term Jump-the-shark, going 'Apple Jackie Chan' is a point of no return for as future output, which afterward consists of disconnected nonsense.

Wow, this TV show really went Apple Jackie Chan real fast. It makes no sense anymore!

by *<@:D February 10, 2022


Ham Kah Chan

Cantonese profanity
Usually to curse the persons whole family to die or to get bankrupt

Oui! U ham kah chan go to hell

by Sei sohai September 3, 2020


Bang Chan stan

Bang Chan stan is used by alpha males to not blow their covers of being alpha males

"Yeah, i'm a Bang Chan stan"
"Wait, so you're an alpha male in disguise?"
"Oh uh."

by AlexAlexAlex69025 April 9, 2022


Chan Siu Tin

It is a such poo thing that has EQ= 0, IQ= 0 and is more poo than any thing in the world.

what the fuckingstick that i saw Chan Siu Tin

by Catmeow24 September 16, 2020