Cold as Mold

Temperatures so low that the only way to express them is through the use of this nonsensical, rhyming simile.

Weatherman: The windchill could cause temperatures to drop to -35 degrees tonight.

Soulja Boy Tell 'Em: Shit, it's gonna be cold as mold for my Nobel Peace Prize ceremony.

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cold X

A trip organized by guys that involves sinful acts and general stupidity.

ay yo Cold X 2004 coming soon

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cold turkey

1. when you go here, it means you're giving up something all at once

2. the dumbest barnyard animal when put in the fridge

3. a jive sucka who forgot his jacket

1. I wish I could go cold turkey, I visit urbandictionary.com WAY too much.

2. Hey, you got any cold turkey from Thanksgiving left?

3. Man, look at that cold turkey! He done forgot his jacket, dawg!

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cold pizza

when a roach or more is smoked in a later smoking session

last night you had some pizza, then desert, then the cold pizza this morning?!?!

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Wrist Cold

A silver watch covered in white diamonds.

Wrist Cold mama call it winter.

Swisher full of nuggets daddy call it Denver

Dude#1- What is that shiny ice on your arm?

Dude#2- Thats my new wrist cold, like it?

Dude#1- Hell Yeah!!!

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It's cold outside

The usual response when you show someone who doesn't believe in global warming almost undisputable evidence of it and they still don't believe you.

Person 1: Greenhouse gases are causing temperature increase and is causing polar ice caps to melt.

Person 2: Lol no it's cold outside still.

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cold work

Adj. To call something harsh or wrong.
V. the act of doing cruel or unkindly

"You peep that shit cuz"
"yea that was cold work"