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it in the fucking name condoms for asshloes
your an gay condoms?
who the hell are you??!
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1.A relentes promise of truth an utmost seal to promises, it equals "I swear" Say by any religious person.
2. A promise or seal of Truth/Bets.
Mexican 1. Jo man I ran like 3 miles today.
Mexican 2. Nah godspeed I don't think so.
Mexican 1. No J for real I was being chase by a dog.
Mexican 2. god condom?!
Mexican1. god condom.
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Having sex with a women and pulling out before you cum
"wanna no condom rule?"
"Yeah but be sure to pull out"
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When you shit into a condom, freeze it, and fuck a chick with it.
I came too fast, so i pleasured her with the old condom skid
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like common sense. its common sense for having sex by using a condom
guy 1- dude.. i got my girl pregnant..
guy 2- wft man. you didn't use protection? now thats just a lack of condom sense
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when kelsey and nick are about to fuck in my moms king size bed with silk sheets and right before they do the condom breaks and nick punches my moms head board and it sounds like they are fucking but they really arent haha and then they come back down at four in the morning so we can all laugh at them
"FUCK! i had a condom break now i cant hit that shit"
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1)One who licks condoms.
2)One who is only worthy of the most vile diet
3)One who clings to others and would do anything to fit in and be accepted. One willing to humiliate themselves for the amusement of others.
That kid you hang out with that nobody really likes.
1: "Yo, Johnny, come eat this piece of shit"
Johnny: "sure!"
1: "what a condom licker"
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