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a guy that breaks up with you because he can't handle your independence and then still calls you to try to tell you what to do and makes you feel bad for being single and having a life
BOB "Let me talk to him. I know he's at that party with you."
ME "No, your not going to talk to him. You're such a controlling ex-boyfriend."
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Funny how you're perfectly willing to try to control non-women (like, whether or not they have a platform) but when it comes to expecting them to control THEMSELVES and deal with the consequences of their own action THAT is blasphemy. People don't need THEIR rights but women NEED to be able to dispose of their offspring. Because that's societies job apparently. Ameliorate the downsides of having to be a woman at the cost of everyone else. How many kids (who belong to women who didn't fuck me) have my tax dollars fed? Too many. Waaaay too fucking many.
Hym "The only people controlling women are the fat-cocks. Their doing whatever the fat-cocks want and getting tossed back to the mob to clean up the scraps. Do fat-cocks advocate for abortion? Yes! Especially the ones at least. Why? Because they can't AFFORD to knock up all of the women they are fucking. They need women to be able to dispose of their mutual offspring or the won't be able to pay for the child support all of the fat cocks get thrown in a cage. Where they belong. Fucking mongrels."
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What you say when you want to close an unwellcome and unpleasant vision in your head; for example, when your parents talk about sex.
Mom! Seriously! Control alt delete!
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When a dude so fucking ugly, you're like "nope. I think I chose abstinence today"
Stacy: Did you see that guy?
Anne: oh yea. Birth control face.
Stacy: I wouldn't fuck that guy in a million years.
Jessi: accurate
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When a girl becomes a major bitch after starting birth control pills. She was not necessarily a bitch before.
Guy: Dude, my girl starting taking the pill and become a total birth control bitch!
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In the Incredibles, as if it wasn't terrible all ready that moment where everyone knows that the remote, controls the robot - yet violet decides to say "the remote controls the robot" making everyone annoyed and leading to the robot dying - from a heart attack due to the sheer sarcastic disbelief of it all.
People use it in situations that are blatantly obvious e.g if everyone knows what has happened yet a person decides to repeat it in verbal form: thus making everyone extremely annoyed. Example:
-Dave walking along and trips-
Stephen: You should have watched out for that pavement!
Dave: Oh Really? "The remote controls the robot"
Stephen: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU.....
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A ugly word created by a whore full of misandry.
Stupid cunt mocking her husbands shirt. She is fat, ugly, and no man would dip his dick in it.
Birth control shirt.
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