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When you or a friend takes a mozzarella stick off someone else's plate without asking before hand. Usely happens when eating appetizers or when suffering from the munchies.
"Yo, dude, what are you doing?"
"relax man am just tryin to cop a mozz"
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Pay for the actual weight of a drug rather than getting a cut off the price.
Shit, Brody has some good skag, I mean it is DY NO MITE. Only thing is, if your trying to snag a piece you will have to cop for weight.
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Stuck up, snobby people that think they're so cool because they wear a uniform & work for $8/hour inside a mall. They can usually be found harassing kids that look different & ignoring the real trouble makers or can be found making up lies to have a reason to kick kids out of the mall.
Mall Cop 1: Hey, look it's kids wearing tripps
Mall Cop 2: Yeah, let's go harass them & ignore the kid in jeans shoplifting from that store.
Mall Cop 1: We're the coolest people in the Stroud Mall!
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The one kind of cop more full of shit than a regular cop.
The TV Cop kept talking about how what he did to that unarmed black guy made him a real life hero, that it was more than TV.
Nowadays, body cameras turn more cops into TV cops. No wonder many of them still don't want to wear body cameras.
Might've started as a kids game
But it means cop it and rob it
As in see it and steal it
Burglary, mugging the l
Cops and robbers tonight?
Anything decent?
Yeah
Ok, could with some extra dosh
A paid informant working for the po poes (police) hoe!
CALL YOURSELF HOE!, YOU RENT A COP DONT SCARE ME!!!!
"Intellectual" phenomena that leads people to believe going 15 under the speed limit for 3 miles after passing a cop will either:
A) Keep said cop from giving them a ticket for flying past him, or
B) Prevent subsequent cops from coming after them because they atoned for their speeding.
Despite the fact that he was doing 80 in a 55 zone when he passed the cop, the idiot in the Corolla in front of me then decided to utilize cop karma to keep from getting a ticket. He slammed on his brakes and then proceeded to drive 42 for three miles, but it didn't work: he got bagged 18 seconds later.