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When an author forgets they already revealed the cover of their upcoming book and reveals it again.
I'm so excited about my favourite author's cover rereveal next week
The result of two amazing things (bacon and chocolate) making a baby.
Chocolate covered bacon. Nuff said.
A condom, in Australia that is not used for a long time, kept mainly in a wallet by teenagers awaiting the right moment to be able to say "I have one!"
There is a direct link of "dust covers" to the event known as "schoolies" where a handful of finishing teenagers are "finished" by older men.
"Bring you dust cover Jeff!"
"It never leaves my side - I wear it on my belt!"
Refers to where you behave responsibly during all of the progression through the various stages of intimacy, taking appropriate measures to protect both of you against undesirable things like infection or "accidental" pregnancy.
The best ways to "cover all the bases" with a new romantic partner are:
First base (i.e., hugging, holding hands, foot/back-rubs, etc.): Taking deeply-cleansing showers beforehand, brushing teeth, trimming hair and nails, etc.
Second base (i.e., kissing, close snuggling, sharing non-intimate full-body massages while wearing just a bathing suit or undies, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base", plus using breath-fresheners, antiperspirants, soothing and/or aromatic oils, etc.
Third base (i.e., French kissing, naked cuddling, intimate massages, sleeping together, etc.): Taking all steps described in "first base" and "second base", plus having easy access to a warm/cold shower at all times, keeping the bedroom a comfy temperature, etc.
Fourth base (i.e., handjobs/blowjobs, "going all the way", etc.): Taking all steps described in first three "bases", plus having plenty of condoms and/or personal lubricant handy, keeping tissues and damp wash-cloths within easy reach to clean up "messy" aftermaths, having changes of sheets and pillowcases to put on the bed if necessary, etc.
Act of dipping your dick in hot chocolate then making your girl suck it off.
I gave Lisa a chocolate covered wagon last night.
When you piss a woman off so bad that she verbally rips your nutsack off and shoves it so far up your asshole that you choke on it.
Rebekah was so mad that she threatened the reverse shit-covered nutsack... I talked her down until next time...
When you give anal to a virgin then pop her cherry.
"Lost my virginity last night. We did anal first, so now I have a chocolate covered cherry.