One who rides the 12,500 horsepower propeller shaft while going full ahead.
Do not get on the shaft, even when it's not moving, unless you're The Lineshaft Cowboy.
A nasty kid who likes older black women. He breaks peoples pencils and bruises their ankles.
Cowboy Hunter and his black lover will be together forever! #yeeyee
Cowboy Hunter is a nasty freaking kid who likes old black women. He breaks peoples pencils and leaves bruises on them.
Black girl: I'm in love cowboy Hunter #yeeyee
Someone who frequently acts as though they are in search of a weiner bc rodeo where they can ride weiners all day. ie. an asshole, kissass, or a slut
āDude, Todd just told my manager I was late from my break. I swear heās such a weiner cowboy.ā
āSheila really gets around, sheās a grade-A weiner cowboy.ā
A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.
āI just want to carry him around in my hip. Heās such a pocket cowboy.
An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.
Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."
When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.
I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.