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A pocket cowboy is smooth, confident and stylish - but second guesses every choice he makes. One drink starts the stride, but Jameson lets the bucking commence. On his down time he likes to focus on the arts like vintage soda advertisements. While he talks about traveling to Tokyo, he will name your plants, give them complex personalities, and daddy issues. Seemingly quiet, his mind reels with thoughts of Indie tracks that stream the soundtrack of his life.
“I just want to carry him around in my hip. He’s such a pocket cowboy.
An overpriced, massive, and gaudy pickup truck that is most often never used for any actual work by it's owner.
Dave: "Yeah, I just recently bought this Ford F-450 Platinum Mega-Hyper Deluxe Freedom Cheeseburger Edition for only $79,999.99 and got a 15-inch lift kit with some sick rims."
Jim: "That's a very nice cowboy costume Dave."
a cowboy burger is when you take a shit between a milfs arse cheeks then clap them together screaming yeehaw as you jizz on her wrinkled forehead.
Me and my girl did the cowboy burger last night.
Toronto Based Band. Family members . Margo (vocals) , Mike ( guitar ) , Pete Timmins ( drums ) with Alan Anton (bass guitar) . Famous for Sweet Jane , Pulp Fiction soundtrack as well as The Trinity Sessions , first album . Trinity Sessions recorded in Trinity Church , Canada . Has large following of Llamas ( fans ) . Edgy , Mellow, Rock , Pop , Country .... they cover it all with haunting lyrics and vocals. Doesn’t get much better than Cowboy Junkies.
Last night the Cowboy Junkies performed some of the old hits from the early years.
When a man buttfucks a person from behind by wrapping his unit around the person like a cowboy lasso.
"I can barely walk straight after he gave me a cowboy hotpocket..."
One who rides the 12,500 horsepower propeller shaft while going full ahead.
Do not get on the shaft, even when it's not moving, unless you're The Lineshaft Cowboy.
When your testicle's become stretched after years of hitting the saddle.
I can't nude hike anymore because my cowboy balls seem to attract briars.