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Dank crank

when you put weed on ur dick and have ur step sister smoke it off ur cock

I dank crank my butt fart

by fartlicker67 January 13, 2022


Crank Walk

The bipedal motion of Methamphetamine users characterized by twitching and fidgeting as if the person is trying to brush imaginary bugs off of his/her skin.

You can tell homey is smoking meth by his crank walk.

by CSI Sharkticon July 14, 2009


religious engine-cranking

Onomatopoeia description for the sound of a starter-motor.

When cold-starting a vehicle with a carburetor instead of fuel injection, one should use this religious engine-cranking method:
(1) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor twice. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(2) Crank the engine for one second. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(3) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor two more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine for one second again. ("Jesuit-esuit")
(5) Push-and-release the gas-pedal to the floor three more times. ("Pumpa-pumpa-pumpa")
(4) Crank the engine again for several rotations; it should start this time. ("Jesuit-esuit-esuit-esuit-vrOOOOM!!")

by QuacksO September 30, 2020


Crank Message

“ a message that tries to imply it’s not a suspicious or has a different intent but totally does “

Hey - this isn’t a crank message, but would you like to come and do ……

by PRICK1234345657457575473472572 March 19, 2023


Crank Tissue

A very cranky or moody person with saggy skin (hence tissue)

Shut the fuck up Grandpa, you crank tissue

by ogre06 April 10, 2020


cranking that batman

a person has HIV or AIDS

Yo i heard shorty cranking that batman.

by Naturebwoy May 28, 2008


Crank Rats

A subtle way to disguise your displeasure when having to offer obligatory congratulations to someone.

Mike: Hey, I'm going to marry your ex-girlfriend
Joe: Crank rats
Mike: (mis-hears this as "congrats")

by Brever February 22, 2019